Sex and the City and the Truth Times 2!

OK. You know who we are. It's obvious that we are so excited to see Sex in the City 2. I just have to say one thing though... Bras were invented for a reason! Allow me to title their solo-debut-spin-off-films from left to right.

1. "Saggy in the City 2"   2. "Floppy in the City 2"   3. "Black Bras go with Everything 2"  4. "Nipples in the City 2"

Just for the record, Sex in the City we LOVE you, but where were your stylists? Most people (celebs included) can't just throw on an outfit and expect it to work. There are hundreds of tricks and secrets that you can do to make an outfit look spectacular. From Fashion Tape to Nubras, to strapless bustiers and push ups, you can look photo ready in as little as 2 minutes. Next time you buy that amazing dress, make it worth wearing and put those puppies where they belong properly!!!